Tara nang mag LAP TRIFF..este laugh trip ahaha
got wasted on Dec 14, 2008; 11:11 AM
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AyumiOccupation: studentCompanies: rockers companies!
Hobbies and Interests: chating!!
Who I Want to Meet: "pretty girls!! only!! hehes!!"
(Bakit kaya installment? Read this with feelings for maximum appreciation. Complete with the pauses.)2)
-GEniE Lou-About Me: aBouT me????
(Eh kailangan pa ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito?) A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms I brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me
(Grrrrr!!! Nakakagalit talaga!) .... im very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4 it. im very fond ! in listening 2 musizzzz im da type of person dat tells frankly
(And Frankly would be... your best friend's name?)3)
jOnah-nUevE 'kikAy fOe RiL' (Please maniwala na kayong kikay siya...FOR REAL!)Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg..
(bat ka naman tumatalon? di ka marunong maglakad?) sUmvody GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD.... wAtZ uP wit dAt huH?
(What's up with YOU???)4)
-aNnA-About Me: MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!!
(Was ba talaga?) MaTaLinO (ThEReS N o OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs)
(You might want to reconsider this) mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE-jUZ DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mE aT AlL....
(Huh?) AND ..... YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS..... DoNt ! DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO
(Eh parang clueless ka din naman eh?) SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE...... i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs :)
(I sure will - from you.)5)
catherine joyiiAffiliations: Catholic
(Bang!)About Me: "dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LIARS and anything na mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud....
(Huh? Who?) "and if u want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP"
(Bang! Bang!)6)
alexandra rose sobidaAbout Me: long hair, bolding eyes
(Hmm... meaning?) red lips and long life
(Amen!)Who I Want to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and ever
(Amen ulit!)7)
maria princesacaption ng picture: "am i look good"
Affiliations: An roman catholic
Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA
(Of-ra ba kamo?)About Me: Me......... hmmmmmm ...... simpl! e and always happy....... . i know you've get it...........
(Actually, hindi.)Who I Want to Meet: "somebody who has a sense of humor and simple gets"
(Simple gets. Maghanap ka ng ibang kausap, 'ne!)8)
litoCompanies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls.......
(Tsk, tsk. Yur a beri bud boi ah!)Favorite TV Shows: Whos line is that?
(Nabitin sa title) and teleseryes
About Me: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!!
(Shet. Naninigaw siya!) before, I was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses
(Papel de liha daw. Magaspang eh.) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool....
(Sus! Baka mabasa 'to ng mga magulang mo!)Sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land (aka friendster profile-"about me" section) kung maaari lamang po'y 'wag niyong kaligtaan bigyan ng pansin ang mga sumusunod:boardmaits
permission to my parents
inerested
desided
leaking
("Licking" 'to actually.)
niples
(Hala. Kulang. Baka 1 lang ang kanya.)
stroakign
(believe me, he meant "stroking.")saterday
apartmen
doing our staff i realizes
(I DEMAND A REFAND!!!)9)
lady biolentecaption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe"
(Hmm... bakit nga kaya?)Occupation: collage student
(Wow. BA Collage ba 'yan? Sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage!)Favorite Movie: the ant
(At starring sino naman kaya?)About Me: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba my wings, eh...he!he!he!
(Feeling langaw.) OUTLOOK? syempre maganda, noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3'' ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh.......... should I say yes!?
(No. Utang na loob, paki intindi ng mga pinagsusulat niya.)10)
GeneveveOccupation: business women
(Marami siguro silang may-ari ng account na 'to.)Affiliations: business
Hobbies and Interests: watcing tv
(Watsing?)About Me: beutiful and honest
Who I Want to Meet: i want ta meet people is simple only
(Good luck with that.)11)
christopherHobbies and Interests: lapping trip
(Lap dancing? Macho dancer in da house!) ; tambay; sound trip; gumala
My Looks: punkiztah
(Eh talaga bang kailangan 'to?)12)
masaakiAffiliations: Governor
(Sa bagay, puwede nga namang he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali eh...! Maliiiiii!)Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
About Me: cOoL... taLL.... sMarT.... & mO$t oF th! aT tRuth LovEr..... (As in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover" ba dapat?) ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha..... eVerythiNgs' trUth (Words of wisdom from Masaaki *Palakpakan*)
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gummibearAbout Me: "im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b! I cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS.. iM a prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer
(Baka naman "I'd rather...") Lose mY heart dAN my bRaiNS..
(So which one DID you lose? Clue naman diyan...) it'S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW..
(Ano ba talaga? Complicated ba o hindi?) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT...."
(No, no, no-YOU complicate it.)14)
maricelOccupation: looking a job
(Magandang career 'yan.)Hobbies and Interests: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors
(Outting outdoors... hmm. I wonder...)Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life
(Ito ba talaga ang title ng aklat na ito?)Favorite Music: fashions
(Maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong nagaganap dito?)15)
BreeksFavorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts
(Eh ilang kilo Hertz ba iyan? haha sabihin mo kung bakit masakit gagamutin niya) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe!!!!
About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl
("Daldal" pala 'to. Akala ko naman kung ano...) pro my sen ce ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! Practically
(Baka "basically"?) i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany
(Escort service ba ang hanap niyo?) and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one!!!
(Lord, ang sakit na talaga ng ulo ko.)16)
AnthonyAffiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict
(Malamang "describe yourself" ang pagkakaintindi niya dito.)Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one's that is still being made
(Wow, advanced.)Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe
(Aba, very seasoned ah.)About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner
(Yeah. And stay there.)17)
-pRettY cAng-Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea
(Huh?)About Me: "me?? im just a simple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic"
(Ayuneeeee! Ops, wala akong sinabi...! It came straight right out of the proverbial horse's mouth!) "loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way I look and the way i dress."
(Why don't we just take her word for it?) "when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done." (Tissue, please. Dumudugo ang ilong ko.)
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SheZzO GraniTyHometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD
(Ingat dito mga kapatid.) En ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW
(Is what...?)Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS
(Tandaan ang paaralang ito-'wag ie-enroll ang mga bata dito.)Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS
(Ito pala ang nuknukan... Ano ba'ng number sa police station?)19)
-lil LiZ-Caption ng picture:"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Yeah. Sure.)Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!!
(Double dead ito. Mali na, wrong spelling pa. Tsk.)Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2
(Chukie? Malamang habulin ka talaga ng saksak ng manikang 'to dahil na-misspell mo yung pangalan niya.)Who I Want to Meet: "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!"
(Once again, no tenks.)20)
-'kEiXi'-Hometown: nAVOetAst
(In truth, NAVOTAS. Haaaay. Baketttttttttt?????)About Me: aqOuh??
(Hindi-ako daw...) .. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn
(Feel ko na nga mag-ala-Exorcist this far eh.) ,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw
(Masyado kang nagpapaniwala) sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra ** hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo
....(mahal ikaw ba yan?) yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs..
(So...?) USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE mirror.. mAarTE bAh yUN?
(Hindi naman masyado)Who I Want to Meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang .. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh" (Yuneeeeeeee! !! Testimonial pala ang habol.)
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PrEtty StEpS IVAffiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL (iN MAHdReaMZ)
(Huy, gising!), ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN ToWn......!!!!
(Aba, waynat?!)About Me: "I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh
(So you're into girls...?) iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd sweet I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs
(Playaz beware!) I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heart
(Gollum? Is this you?) someone U Can tRUsT On
THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL
(Uy, artista. Love lots ba?)22)
-sTaY ovErLoaD-Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY
(Yes naman!)Occupation: boniFiEd
(na-Boni? Ano?) and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN..
(Meaning...?)Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!!
(Something tells me that... nah... 'wag na lang. Think what you want.)23)
JeanCompanies: Schools
(Pwede naman...)Affiliations: Cristianity
(Yun na!)Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization"
(Oh. My Gadddd. This could be the motherest of them all grand statements, don't you think?)24)
adoraCompanies: companies of CUTE PERSON
(Yeah. What. Ever.)Favorite Movies: thombraider
(Thom the Braider daw? Ano?)About Me: "ME...a simple GOD creature
(Right... Of course you are.), a high climber
(Feeling unggoy.) & aggressive person, i want a new clothes, books.....
(Aba! At may wishlist pa!) some of my other descriptions are----> friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..."
(Just what exactly was he trying to do here again?)"i love spaghetty"
(Aaah... ako, spaghetti ang gusto ko.)Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES..
(May kaunting kaguluhan.)25)
girizAffiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God
(Oh... And what do we have here?)About Me: "i like" play badminton."
(Me don't like.)"My true name: Giriz Romanos"
(At ano naman yung fake?)"I was born: in Earth!!!"
(Are you sure? Is that your final answer?)"
I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first"
(Aminin nating may punto siya... pero BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA pa rin!) Labels: comedya, re-post, wala lang
